Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Way to go, Wisconsin voters.

Thanks for keeping the state safe from married queers. You pricks.

5 Comments:

At 10:24 AM, Anonymous Do you really have to ask? said...

You and Matt will just have to go to New Hampshire.

 
At 11:15 AM, Blogger 3000 said...

Oh, Tommy, your rapist's wit never let's me down.

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger Matt said...

I think what got lost in this whole debate is... If they let two dudes get married, do they have to be gay? What if two dudes just wanted to get "married" to get a tax break, or to buy a house with a pool table and stuff? Then these two hypothetical dudes could just bang whatever chicks they wanted all the time, and the other dude wouldn't be jealous and there would be no financial or legal penalties. It would be like college. Right? I mean, would a gay marriage law require that married dudes smoke pole or take it in the deuce? I don't think so. Would the law require married bitches to strap it on? No. So why couldn't this situation happen under a same-sex marriage law? I don't know, this sounds like it coulda been a pretty sweet deal. Way to fuck it up, Amerikkka.

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger 3000 said...

I don't know what sort of point you're trying to make here.

On the one hand, I think you're generally dumbfounded by the amount of effort people take engaging in a War on Gay Marriage when there's, you know, a real war being fought.

On the other hand, you normally only trot out 'Amerikkka' when you're attacking hippies. Or discussing Ice Cube's catalog.

 
At 2:36 PM, Blogger Matt said...

I'd be much happier about the election results if those expelling so much effort in the WOGM (on BOTH sides) diverted their energies to the WOT. Or really even acknowledged that there's a legitimate threat. The WOGM is a ridiculous fight, which was sorta my point. My other point is that I want a pool table.

 

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